Engineering joke

Just what the world needs to know.... got this forward from my Uncle!!

Comprehending Engineers

Take One
Two engineering students were walking across campus,
when one said: "Where did you get such a great
bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking
along yesterday, minding my own business, when a
beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the
bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and
said:
"Take what you want."
"The second engineer nodded
approvingly, and said: "Good choice...the clothes
probably wouldn't have fit."

Take Two
An architect, an artist and an engineer were
discussing whether it was better to spend time with
the wife or a mistress.
The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for
an enduring relationship.
The artist said he enjoyedtime with his mistress, because of the passion and
mystery he found there.
The engineer said, "I like both."
"Both?"
"Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress,
they will each assume you are spending time with the
other woman, and you can go to the plant and get some work
done."

Take Three
What is the difference between mechanical engineers
and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build
weapons, civil engineers build targets.

Take Four
The graduate with a science degree asks: "Why does
it work?" The graduate with an engineering degree asks:
"How does it work?" The graduate with an accounting
degree asks: "How much will it cost?"
The graduate
with an arts degree asks: "Do you want fries with
that?"

Take Five
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the
pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer,
the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Engineers will be engineers......forever

Mohan.