Yesterday...I got a piece of Hate mail. Someone had visited my website (I know that that person is at Purdue)... and sent me an email from my website. More than anything else, the mail made me laugh. It was pretty well written too... with a lot of big words:|. It is reproduced below...for all those who may be interested in it:
"
Hello Mohan Rokkam,
You've received a new feedback from Mr/Ms Admirer.
The following data was submitted:
First name : Secret
Last name : Admirer
E-mail : secretAdmirer@nonexistentserver.com
Comments :
You're stretching credibility beyond it's breaking point by referring to yourself as a man, you pitiful pimple-popping putrid pile of prepubescent puke! You couldn't get a date if you bought them dried in a tin, you under-medicated, rump-ruptured chronic self-abuser. You're the kind of greasy, giggling, girly gombeen who buys STDs from a viral lab just to make it look like you get laid. Who the hell told you that you are attractive? Mr. Magoo? You're the kind pathological liar who even lies to an insult generator. You're a politically vacillating phony liberal fuck; too damn broadminded to take your own side in a debate. You four-eyed, cerebrally-deluded, Einstein-impersonating, pseudo-intellectual nerdturd with a head full of misfiring synapses. Like your height, everything about you is average; except your stench - which is overwhelming. Your weight may well be proportional, but you've got cellulite that makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic. You couldn't get a job cleaning shit off a toilet, you utterly useless wrinkled balloon in a muddy puddle of goat's piss. That's a sexy outfit you're wearing. Who shot the couch? I'm not really good with fools, but a friend who is wrote something down for me; Oh, yeah, "Fuck off." May you live a long life and be the butt of many jokes to come."
4 comments:
Hehehe zabardastindian bhai and Lisa!!! Thanks:D. I know I AM awesome:D..(hehehehe) so.. no problemo. And... hey.. I happen to agree with some of the stuff that person said...and I have no problem with that:-D;)
I know I pop pimples..(I know I know...I'll end up with a pock marked face but who cares...right?)I do have glasses, I do agree that I can be a bit too broad minded at times... and I sometimes do agree that I stink;). Sooo...I have absolutely no problem with whoever wrote it. They did have a lot of time on their hand.. and they did end up increasing my own vocabulary (I really hadn't heard the word gombeen before!!). It did give me a good laugh:)
Sheesh Mohan...the mail sounds pretty serious, despite the jocular connotation. Hmm...you know, if you get another one like this, it's best to bring it up to someone of higher authority...soon. I'm glad you're taking it in stride though, but don't simply let this nonsensical gibberish push you over yah. And do take care...semester's coming to an end soon. :)
That doesn't make any sense... did you steal someone's girl or something? ;) You're such a womenizer.
Matteo
hey Arun.... do I know you??
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